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by pat

Okay, some people think this movie looks stupid. Guess what? It's a comedy. If you think that because the lead characters aren't bright, that makes the writing stupid, then you're stupid. If a movie makes you laugh, that means they thought of something you didn't, and you reacted to it. They win. And they got your money. This movie deserves lots of your money. By the end of the night, the desire to cancel plans and see it again was overwhelming.

The problem here is writing a review that doesn't ruin some of the best bits, but if you think the best stuff is in the preview, you are so wrong. Those scenes are damn funny, and there is more to them than in the preview, but some of the stuff they don't show in the commercial nearly killed me. Again, trying not to spoil anything, from when they go into the "barn" on I was pretty much laughing my ass off.

Well, I would sit and rant about it for a while, but the next show starts in twenty minutes. Gotta run. Shibby!
"Okay, I'm creeped out. You used to date Alan Thicke!"
HOTTEST PERSON
IN THE MOVIE
(HER, DUMBASS!)

"Hello Ms. Paltrow. We're big fans!"
MEETING OF
THE MINDS
Tabitha cried from laughing at this movie.
She still denies allegations that she cried at "The Patriot."