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© DSFC 		LORD OF THE RINGS:
RETURN OF THE KING
AN EXPOSE ON THE NATURE OF STRING
Wow. The end of such an incredible saga, and what do I have to show for it? Well, besides the experience itself, which I can't show, but only externalize into articles like this which I can show, I have some toys, a sword, a chunk of film, some posters, a necklace, and some other stuff that really doesn't sum up the experience of seeing these movies. It definitely doesn't sum up the experience of going to see all three on Trilogy Tuesday, where we watched the first two movies in their extended format, followed by this latest chapter, which was in my opinion the best, although seeing them all in a row may have affected that.

On one hand, maybe I was excited to see the big conclusion to the whole epic. On the other hand, maybe I was so tired, it just seemed more impressive. I was up late the night before, hanging out with people I hadn't seen in so long that it was worth the fatigue from which I'm still recovering. Also, I was up early so I could go to the MVA and get new tags. Do you know why the shire is beautiful? No MVA. No taking the D ticket to wait in line for your bread voucher, your B ticket for your mead, and having to get the bread before the mead, but the cashier line for the mead is short, the bread line is long, and the mead line has nothing to do with what you have to do in the other two lines so why do you have to wait?!?!? Lucky little Hobbits. No wonder they're merry, plump little creatures.

It's amazing what this movie has meant to all of us, and by this movie I mean this trilogy, and by all of us I mean some of us. I've learned that people of different races and backgrounds can pull together to fight clearly evil things, when something clearly evil raises its ugly head. Something clearly evil always has an ugly head, but not everything with an ugly head is clearly evil, if evil at all. This was a point I lost on my SAT's. These movies learned me that.

I really didn't pull anything else away from the experience, which is a boldface lie. I just figured I've neglected to properly review the other two films, so why start now? They're good movies that make a ton of money and have an immense fan base. I'm a wiseass who shares their opinion. I cast deflection tactic on the Journalistic Integrity spell someone just tried to whip out on me.
"We say Miller Lite is less filling!"
CRAFT SERVICES WAS READY TO FIGHT OFF JACKSON

"Mr. Frodo! WHy do I call ya that in such a communal and class-free society as the Shire?"
ON A QUEST?
TRUST A GOONIE!

"My goodness! It's lighter in the loafers than 'Godspell!'"
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