THE TRUTH: OUT THERE OR IN HERE?

Something you must realize, something so absolute that it can no longer be denied, my friend, a concept so great that it threatens the very fabric of your own belief. It is true, my friend. There are those that would hide these theories from you, shun the very ideas and images that the creator imagined. But we can hide these from you no longer. The truth must be seen. The symbolism exposed. The intents released. My friend, can you handle the intensity that is...

The fact that we are NEVER WRONG!!!

In a world where film can go wrong, intentions can be lost, and Rex Reed can actually say what to see and what not to see, we are a force of truth and justice. We are the underground beneath the underground. When fat guys with "inside information" write a two page essay on what kind of coffee Benicio Del Toro was drinking on set yesterday, and talk mainly about themself, we will not be there. When the makers of "Joe Dirt" fade away into obscurity, we won't, er, weren't there. When Catherine Zeta-Jones inches daily closer to hitting that wall, we won't be there. We will do what real film lovers do. Get drunk and call others dorks. And watch movies. We will watch them not for their budget, or schedule, or whatever gets discussed nowadays. We will dissect the core of the film, look at what it meant, what the point was. Occasionally, when we hit on something that sounds good, we'll pass it along to you to be the judge. If you disagree, you will be disbarred. We own the judges.