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Alyson Hannigan



 

SAY HER NAME, BITCH!

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by jim


Alyson Hannigan Fun Fact #7: She loves to play with herself.

Alyson Hannigan may currently be typecast in roles that make her look like a geek (AMERICAN PIE, BOYS AND GIRLS, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER), but we here at the DSFC know the truth. Hannigan is one hot momma. Red hair, sexy mouth, expressive eyes, what more can a mortal ask for? Oh, yeah, to see her naked.

We first noticed Alyson as the dorky/perky witchlet Willow on the WB/UPN's BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, and immediately questioned what the hell the big deal was about pseudo-hottie Sarah Michelle Gellar. I mean, let's face facts, I'd take Alyson over her seven days a week. I'd actually take Emma Caufield, Charisma Carpenter and Eliza Dushku over her as well. Her next big break was that infamous sleeper hit AMERICAN PIE where Alyson suddenly turned the idea of the band geek into a fetish. She even coined one over the most overused catchphrases of recent years..."Show me the money!". Her film career hasn't taken off yet outside of the AMERICAN PIE sequel, but Alyson has great comic sensibilities and looks promising as she will surely be given more opportunities thanks to talents and easy likability.

What Alyson really needs to do to send her career into hyperspace is agree to appear in FOR THE LOVE OF DREW. written by James Keller, that would cement her as it is a fine script and certain to be an unparalleled success, both at the box office and in the hearts and minds of the critics and movie going public. Hell, it would be so good that even people who never see movies would see it! The Amish would venture out and see their first film since WITNESS. Wow, Alyson, you really need to do this movie...





Snap-On Tool Girl for March 1999



Despite the obvious dress code violation, Alyson was NOT sent home from school this day.
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