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A FEW OTHER PEOPLE YOU MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED THAT WE'VE LOOKED OVER |
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pat I've been a fan for quite a few years, and am still amazed at how that just won't go away. Despite not really liking "Jackie Brown," her character one-sheet is one of my most prized posessions. Despite movies like "Monkeybone" and "Kiss of the Dragon," I'll still see whatever she's in, if it's convenient (though I'm not going out of my way to track down "Mr. Jealousy" for a bit part, can you blame me?). I'll admit enjoying "Shag" as must as a straight man can, "Doc Hollywood" was cute, and "Point of No Return" could have been a lot worse. Then you get to the super-cool points. First is her getting to be in a "Godfather" movie. Try and argue the coolness of that. Then comes "Singles," which is Cameron Crowe, and therefore worth attention if you've never seen it. "Touch" was horribly underrated, and "Lake Placid" was damn fun. The crown jewels, however, are a bit part in "Army of Darkness," which actually puts her on quite a few people's cool list, and I am systematically having their legs broken because I hate competition, and "A Simple Plan," one of the finest films of recent years, and despite my fan fervor for all things "Evil Dead," is the best work Sam Raimi has ever done. She's just plain hot. Though I didn't like the "Single White Female" haircut, it was part of the movie and not her thing, so whatever. Unfortunately, she's the kind of unapproachable hot to me where if I met her I'd just stand there like an idiot, say I was a big fan, forget the title to anyting she was ever in, start crying and run away. Hopefully this will seem cute to her and she'll feel bad for me. The only problem is I can't see myself breaking the patern, so I'd have to just cry and run a lot, which would get me in shape, and then at least I'd be pretty buff, though still thoroughly humiliated.  |
  
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