by pat



by pat

One quality I find incredibly endearing in a women is the possibility that they could kick the crap out of me. I'm not into S & M or anything, but I've dated some demure girls, and I hate the worrying. Any girl who can swing out a good swift roundhouse to the head gets big points in my book. That's why Bridgette Wilson rates so high for me. That and the fact that she's really easy on the eyes.

She first came to my attention as the gun-toting, ass-whuppin' daughter of Jack Slater in "Last Action Hero," a movie I believe is highly underrated. When she held off the bad guys better than Steven Seagal ever did, I decided to watch her career. This paid off in "Mortal Kombat," to date the best movie made out of a video game. The fighting was better than almost any American kung fu I'd seen, and it was clear she was doing almost all of her own fights and stunts. She wisely declined the sequel. Unwisely, she was in "Billy Madison." More often than not I enjoy Adam Sandler's films, but here I wanted her to beat the crap out of him and make him stop talking like a baby. Because she held back, the best work she got for years was a bit part in "Nixon." Then she was in the supercool "House on Haunted Hill" and again I dig her. But I found out she's married. I'll have to kick that guy's ass.