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Charisma Carpenter



 

Queen C

A FEW OTHER
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MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
THAT WE'VE
LOOKED OVER





by jim

But are you sure the carpet's stain resistant?

Ah, the girls of BUFFY (not including Buffy) series continues! Didn't ya miss it? I sure did. Here we present to you the lovely Charisma Carpenter and dirty pictures of her, too! There isn't much to say about Charisma's career to date, she has been hilarious as reluctant evil-battler/snob Cordelia Chase on both BUFFY and it's spin-off series ANGEL. That's about it for now, but we know she's got great potential. Now, any of you out there who are Pat, know that I'm watching BUFFY only as they come out on DVD, and so at this time in my viewership, Cordelia is starting to become more involved in "The Scooby Gang", but still trying to hold on to her elitist, cheerleader image.

Basically, Cordelia is the kind of girl that uncool high school guys fall in love with, but don't have a chance with. I know there are still girls and guys like that out there, so, what I did is I wrote a generic love song for all you guys to give to your Cordelia's. Just print it out and go! Twice the cheese, half the effort!

I'LL CHASE YOU
by (your name here)


I give you this rose,
as a symbol of how I feel...
It's red and blooming,
so you know my love is real.
I see you up there,
on your pyramid, so high...
I know that deep, down, girl
you're just looking for this guy.
You may not know me,
or recognize my face...
but I will win your heart
because it's what I chase...
I'll Chase you...
all through the night...
I'll Chase you...
'cause I know it's right...
I'll Chase you!
I gave you that rose,
as a symbol of what I know
now that we're together
our love can only grow.
That's the thing I dream about
when I try and fall asleep
that you will me mine to have,
to hold, to kiss, to keep.
You haven't spoken to me yet
but inside I know to race...
so that I can win your heart
because it's what I chase...
I'll Chase you...
all through the night...
I'll Chase you...
'cause I know it's right...
I'll Chase you.

There you go, give this to that girl you're dreaming about she'll be yours!

Don't worry, it never worked for me either.





ANTIQUE ROADSHOW GONE WILD!

I finally understand why Sheryl Crow wants to soak up the sun so bad.

No matter how many times the landlord came to fix the heat...it always seemed to break again.

...and me without my camera!  Oh, wait!

©DSFC

Much has been made of jim's poetry. Mostly mockery, though.