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Christina Ricci





 

Wednesday, I'm in Love

A FEW OTHER
PEOPLE YOU
MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
THAT WE'VE
LOOKED OVER





by pat

Now of legal drinking age! Not that it helps me.

I don't care if she wears black, does obscure films and now smokes crack, even thinks our site is whack, I think Christina Ricci is hot. Before there were sites like CountingDown.com I remember counting down the days until she turned 18, then till she was 21. I'm not saying counting down is a truly original idea, one I invented. I think that was actually either NASA or Casey Kasem that first came up with it, just that I did it. When those days arrived, I realized this didn't really do much toward my goal of offering her sweet lovin', but we live and we learn.

Some people say she's a bit overloaded in the weight department, but they don't seem to notice where that weight is. Some people say she has a big forehead, but staring at the middle of the forehead is how I pretend to have a decent conversation with a girl, eye contact and all that crap, and keep my eyes off of where all of the properly placed extra weight is while they're looking at me. Some people say she's only in weird movies, or dark or twisted movies. Is that a problem? Not for me.


She's smiling! She's thinking of me and all my kind words!

I just noticed the resemblance to Posh Spice.

Need I say why I picked this picture?


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