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Eliza Dushku





 

You Gotta Have Faith

A FEW OTHER
PEOPLE YOU
MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
THAT WE'VE
LOOKED OVER





by jim
"Sarah Michelle Gellar? I fucked her. Wasn't that good."


Eliza Dushku may have been making movies since she was twelve, but it wasn't until her debut on the WB's "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer", that the geek planet fell in love with her. Since appearing on the show as Faith, the evil slayer, Eliza hasn't let her dateless friends down. Her handful of movies since Buffy include BRING IT ON (with fellow Hall of Hot inductee Kirsten Dunst) and JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK. While her film track record is far from perfect, THE NEW GUY was funny, but pretty much a box office no-show and SOUL SURVIVORS was simply embarrassing, better choices should lead to even more opportunity for this dark haired anti-Gellar. That's right, besides being a bonafide hottie, she also serves as peoples exhibit # 3 in the case against Sarah Michelle's rumored hotness. There are now three Buffy alum in the HOH that are not her and, you can bet your ass, more on the way.

Not that my Gellar bashing should take anything away from Eliza's induction. She's in on her own sultry merits. While I'm clearing things up, I suppose I should make note of the fact that while I alluded to her appeal to the "dateless", I did just spend quite some time alone in my room, searching the net and downloading pictures of her. It's different for me though (a favorite DangerSeekers justification), I have a girlfriend, she's just lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her. I met her at camp last summer...

In a world too full of peppy blonde carbon-copy starlets, it's nice having Eliza around to be the fantasy for the aforementioned geeks who are more Vader than Skywalker, you know what I mean? (If you do, you apply to that "geek" faction I keep mentioning, we meet on Tuesday nights at the Karoke bar, stop on by for beer and loneliness.) She typically plays the popular girl that's a trifle to rebellious to fall in with the clique. In SOUL SURVIVORS, she's the one obsessed with the fetish club (and making out with Angela Featherstone, BONG!!!), in J&SBSB, she's the leader of the lesbian jewel thieves, in TRUE LIES, she's the one you felt dirty about thinking was gonna be hot...I mean that AG thought was hot...yeah, he's like a total perv. Not me. I don't look at teenage girls in that way. Just ask my Canadian girlfriend. I'd give you her number, but it's unlisted because her dad's in the CIA...




She looks so good in leather, even cows think it's worth the sacrifice.




After sucking wind in SOUL SURVIVORS, Eliza's back.




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