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Hotter Than Hell
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A FEW OTHER PEOPLE YOU MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED THAT WE'VE LOOKED OVER |
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jim In my ongoing quest to prove that not only is Sarah Michelle Gellar not the hottest little starlet around, but in fact not even nearly the hottest to come from her own show, and CERTAINLY not hot enough to play Daphne in the upcoming live action SCOOBY-DOO movie (which, I promise you will suck). I bring you People Exhibit #2: Emma Caufield. A reformed baddie, her snippy and sultry banged Dracula and orders around her boytoy Xander with all the conviction of that rare woman who knows she is fully in charge. Her snide remarks and shitty attitude are the perfect balance for Sunnydale's happy, shiny, look-how-well-we-all-get-along Scooby Gang. Previous to joining the cast of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Emma did stints on both GENERAL HOSPITAL and BEVERLY HILLS, 90210. I always confuse her with Kathleen Robertson, though I'm not sure exactly why. I think maybe she was on 90210, too. Her film work consists of two films that came out in 2001, one of which was directed by fellow BUFFY player Amber Benson (who, by the by, is also hotter than Gellar). Hopefully we will get to see Emma bring her whip-smart delivery and sexy gaze to the big screen more in the near future. Until then, we will just have to enjoy this San Diego native (another point in her favor) on the small one. Even more than that, I would like to entreat the ravishing Emma to come entertain me in the privacy of my own home, but with a pick-up line like that, it isn't very likely. However, I don't know Emma and maybe she does like sleazy guys with bad pick-up lines, in which case I'm perfect for her.  |
  
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