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by pat

I was going to write a caption, but I need to stare at those eyes for a few more hours....

I'm a fan of the ladies, and I try not to break down what I prefer, like "I'm a leg man," or whatever, because if it works, it works, but if I had to, I could. Actually, once I did. Looking at patterns, I am indeed a leg man, and a fan of dark brown hair, blue eyes, slim build, perky extra bits, and that oh so wonderful British accent. There's more qualities, but what I'm getting at is that she seems to follow the checklist item for item. Add to that he acting ability in films like "Permanent Midnight," and her comic timing in "Bedazzled" and the like, then her cashing in on my lifelong Agent 99 crush with her outfits in "Austin Powers," and it makes me wonder why I haven't written this article already. Oh yeah. She's taken. Damn you, Hugh Grant!!! Damn you and your smarmy charm!!! I can only hope she continues to age as well as she has been, and that Grant continues to age as poorly as he has been, and she will seek something younger, mabye seek some danger?


She's very defensive of her knees.

Hugh Grant is a dead man!


She has a gun. Do anything she says!  Annyyyythiiing....

This outfit is why it's okay for cows to die.
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