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It's Very Hot in Space
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A FEW OTHER PEOPLE YOU MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED THAT WE'VE LOOKED OVER |
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pat The future seems bleak. We have a president who can lay waste to entire nations, has his finger on the button, but can be taken out by the good people at Snyders of Hanover. The seas run red with rust. The writer of "Batman & Robin" has now won a Golden Globe. Things are rotten in the state of everywhere, and only getting worse. Is there any hpe for humanity? Can there be any possible reason for us to continue as a race of world destroying beings? I say yes. My reason may be shallow, it may be too simple, but I think we need all the hope we can get. I believe we must continue, because in the future, as demonstrated by "Jason X," women are really, really attractive. This, good people, is what we need to go on.   They aren't cookie cutter, all look the same, generihot, no. That would by nature eliminate the hottitude. Twins are cool, triplets even, but every woman the same? No thanks. Here we get all varieties: blond, brunette, short, tall, curvy, svelte, ass-kickin', cuddleable, the whole line. They just all work. Stringy, damaged hair has been fully cured, as well as bad skin. The need for baggy clothes has been eliminated, because through some method or another, physical fitness is easily attained. The best part about this for anyone trying to work out a plan for time travel, like myself, is that absolutely no work has been done in developing the male. The bar has actually been lowered! One guy resembled Philip Seymour Hoffman, another was close to MTV's Jessie! I can beat that, I know I can.  |
   
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The movie doesn't come out for a while, and finding even these pictures was pretty damn tough. |
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