by pat






10. You remind me of one of my best friends, who I need to call more often. No joke here. Just being a bit sappy. Let's move on.

9. You made us briefly consider seeing an MTV picture.

8. "The 60's" was much better than "Alice in Wonderland" or "The 10th Kingdom," while keeping that same fantasy element.

7. You are my secret girlfriend. That gets you serious points.

6. We were quieter for you as a presenter than we were for most recipients at this year's Oscars.

5. You were in "The Vagina Monologues," which we hear is good.

4. You could probably kick our asses.

3. You've updated more Shakespeare than most people your age have seen.

2. Look at you. Hottie!

1. The way we don't hate you not even a little bit, not even at all.