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Sex and the Hottie
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A FEW OTHER PEOPLE YOU MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED THAT WE'VE LOOKED OVER |
 by jim So, exactly how much crap do you think I'll take from my fellow DangerSeekers for inducting a cast member from the ultimate anti-guy show, SEX AND THE CITY? That show represents all things men hate. It is the bane of our existence, as our wives, girlfriends, sisters and female friends gravitate towards it like Charlie Sheen to a hooker. They repeat it's damaging rhetoric and think that those four Manhattan singles are a model for how their lives are supposed to be lived. Men are not all commitment-phobic, shallow, deceptive creatures. Well, sure we are, but we don't need a TV show telling chicks that. So this show represents a great threat to us, much like Oprah or Susan B. Anthony before her. Yet, here I stand, canonizing one of it's own. How can I live with myself, you ask? Read on, dear, uh, reader... Kristin Davis plays the sweet and naive one SEX AND THE CITY. So what if the show is plotting to destroy men's lives. Kristin Davis is still really sexy. She's mousy and cute and, I suspect, full of mouth watering juices. That is exactly how I can live with myself. Women are treating SEX AND THE CITY as their new dogma. Almost a Guide to Life, or at very least a mantra. Here I sit, a man, who after being subjected to more hours of this show than I care to admit, has decided to strike back the only way I know how. By objectifying one of it's characters. Don't think that Kristin is only finding herself here as a means of revenge. Oh, no. I think this girl-next-door brunette deserves her place among the Hall of Hot's elite. It's just, also, a little fun. Like imagine if your neighbor was a devout Catholic and you really wanted to get under his skin, because he keeps calling the cops every time you try to invite some high school girls over for a rowdy kegger. You with me so far? How do you piss him off? Send him a copy of Luc Besson's THE MESSENGER. Watching Milla Jovovich play a sexy Joan of Arc is sure to raise his blood pressure. Plus Milla Jovovich is really hot, so it works out for both of you. Maybe that was a poor analogy, but you get my point. Kristin is still waiting to make a huge break on the big screen, but I'm sure the attention she's getting on her current show will help propel that soon enough. Hopefully, in an attempt to make a split from her almost virginal Charlotte she will jump at the chance to get all naked and slutty. Until then, guys, please forgive me for allowing the name SEX AND THE CITY to be breathed within these hallowed halls. Consider it my penance that I am bringing to you this chance to drink in the lovely visage of Kristin Davis with out having to suffer her characters neo-feminist ramblings.  |
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