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Milla Jovovich




 

 From Russia With Hot

A FEW OTHER
PEOPLE YOU
MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
THAT WE'VE
LOOKED OVER



by jim
I'm in this picture, too. Can you guess where?

Multi-talented Ukrainian import Milla Jovovich is so ridiculously hot, it took us a while to work up the nerve to actual include on these pages for fear that her hotness would burn our fingers as we tried to put it into words. Milla is one of those Hollywood leading ladies that I so famously tagged for stardom well before it was obvious. I've got the RETURN TO THE BLUE LAGOON poster to prove it, too. We're actually getting so renowned for this skill that several area casting and talent agencies have sought our advice in picking clients and filling roles for upcoming projects.*

Milla is not only smack-you-over-the-head gorgeous, with her seductive eyes, perky breasts, mischievous smile, soft, porcelain skin...what was I saying? Oh yeah, sorry, she is not only gorgeous, but she has proven herself to be an actress of considerable range. Especially when you take into account her auspicious beginnings. Not satisfied with just getting by on her looks has enabled her to be amazing in her underappreciated roles as Leeloo in THE FIFTH ELEMENT and as Joan of Arc in THE MESSENGER. She also did some fine work in THE CLAIM, a wonderful Gold Rush-era movie that not enough people have seen. Then, in the past year, she has shown us that she can be funny (ZOOLANDER) and be the kind of innately watchable leading lady that can save a bad movie from itself (RESIDENT EVIL).

Aside from her obvious abilities as a model, which launched her career, she's also a gifted singer as evidenced on her solo album THE DIVINE COMEDY. Despite her many success, as a person she has remained humble and hard working. That kind of attitude combined with her plethora of ability will keep Milla working and in the spotlight for a long time to come. She seems to know that beauty fades and that to survive it you need to work hard and make yourself indispensable and that is exactly what she's doing. Currently, she is rumored to be working with Wes Craven to secure the lead in the movie based on American McGee's twisted Alice in Wonderland PC game.

If you don't feel like keeping your eye on this hottie (which makes you stupid), it's okay, because before too long, you won't be able to miss her.



I'll have a blue Christmas with out her.


I pledge allegiance to the Hot of the United Hot of A-Hot-aca and to the hot boobies for which it stands, one hot nation under Hotties, with hotties and hottitude for all.


Milla tastes like Stroganoff!
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*This statement is not based on actual events. It is based solely on things that jim has made up in his head.