A FEW OTHER
PEOPLE YOU
MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
THAT WE'VE
LOOKED OVER
by
jim
No, the superhot supermodel hasn't joined the ranks of annoying celebrity
activists, learn some damn Hebrew, ya barbarians! Okay, "Shalom"
is like one of four Hebrew words I know. My poor Jewish grandmother would
be so disappointed in me. That is, if she had known much Hebrew herself,
of course.
So, why do we honor Shalom Harlow, today? Is she in a new movie? TV show?
A return to MTV's HOUSE OF STYLE? No, we honor her simply for being hot.
Simply for keeping the waif look going strong in a time when trailblazer
Kate Moss has been MIA for some time. Kate Moss, we definitely have to look
into adding her before long. Shalom is more than just a beautiful and really
skinny clothes horse. She is actually a surprisingly decent actress. She's
no Audrey Hepburn, but she doesn't suck. Not even close. In fact her brief
screen debut in IN & OUT, not only shown filmic presence, but a rather
innate sense of humor.
She went on, to, well, not too much, but she did take the reigns of the
cute indie film, CHERRY. This gave Shalom a chance to prove that she can
act, that she could, one day, carry her own movie. We'll let time decide
if Shalom will ever go Cameron Diaz on us, but for now we should revel in
her hotness and hopes of seeing more of her in the future. I mean, seriously,
she once told Cindy Crawford that she preferred being naked to wearing clothes.
In a time of nationalistic and political polarization, isn't it nice that
there is something everyone in the free world can agree on? I can't really
side with any country that frowns on the naked female form (especially those
that flat out forbid it, fucking heathens), but here's hoping that one day,
they too, will be able to enjoy the sight of Shalom Harlow's perky, bared
breasts.
Until that day comes, I wish us all an optimistic shalom.
