A FEW OTHER
PEOPLE YOU
MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
THAT WE'VE
LOOKED OVER
by jim
It doesn't feel like it was that long ago that I would tell people about
the lovely and talented Renee Zellweger and they would say, "Who?"
and I would say, She's that hot blonde in EMPIRE RECORDS." and they
would respond, "Oh, the girl from CHASING AMY." and I would
say, "No, that's Joey Lauren Adams.", and they would say, "Na-Uh.",
and I would reply, "Yes-ha.", then the whole thing would degrade
into name-calling and hair pulling, and it would get real ugly, real fast.
Some things are worth fighting for, and damn it, Renee Zellweger is one
of them. Why? Because hot chicks are worth fighting for. Not oil, not
human rights, just hot chicks and hot chicks alone. Renee enters these
hallowed halls for many reasons, she sings, she dances, she's got the
sexiest voice this side of Jennifer Tilly, and she's delicious. She's
not the kind of hot that looks down on people, not the snobby, unobtainable
hot. She's hot in the way that if you paid her a compliment, she would
blush a little and sheepishly thank you, even though it was her fifth
compliment that day. That, ladies, makes you even hotter.
Renee also gets inaugurated as part of my on going campaign to celebrate
and promote hot Oscar nominees. I think Oscar has come a long way in terms
of nominating the hot for major awards. This past year, they even started
winning them. Not just in the Supporting Actress category, either, which
has long been a hotbed of attractive activity. No, this year alone saw
nominations for sexy women like Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Diane Lane,
Salma Hayek, and our lovely Ms. Zellweger, in the prestigious Best Actress
competition. Let me tell you, the decisions were tough this year, how
is anyone supposed to choose the hottest of these hotties. Well, Nicole
Kidman took the prize home, obviously gaining the advantage as the only
nominee also currently in the Hall of Hot. Don't worry, though, ladies,
like Renee your time will come soon, just be patient. With this latest
endorsement, Renee is sure to have a leg up on next years (hopefully)
all-hot Oscar race.
