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Where fun begins...
Blissfully opinionated
An attempt to be manly
Digitally manipulated fun!
We loves the ladies
Depp = Cool
Our other side job
Find out when to come back, if'n you're lazy.
More than just shameless self-promotion.
We rank, so you don't have to.
The greatest people you may not know.
4 color entertainment
Not to get off on a rant here...
Tales of Danger!
The BS is out there
Fake interviews of real people!
Places to go, things to do.
Comments? Questions? Dirty pictures?
  jackass movie reviews


For those who learned to read good.
Welcome to this year
We've started making our own this year
Yeah, don't expect much here
The year we pretty much crapped out for a while
Like the number of the Illuminati, with 00 in the middle.
A golden year for us.
Not the Kubrick film, just reviews.
In the year 2000....
Older than dirt and twice as interesting!

There is something about the cinema. It doesn't get us drunk or laid, and really hasn't given us much money at all, but we enjoy it. With tough love.

Every week, or few days, or whenever our day job paychecks allow, we'll go catch a movie. We do this not because two hours of trying to ignore cell phones is fun, but because somebody needs to warn the public when a movie is beyond reproach, or when an excellent piece of work may get overlooked. That is our mission.

Also, it should be noted, we are highly opinionated egomaniacs who want to get the whole world to follow our every word, and use that power to someday conquer this puny planet of "Houston."

Finally, for the record, "Grease 2" is a fine film, and those who disagree will feel our wrath, or, more likely, never bring it up in conversation.

The Jackasses are:

jim

AG

pat

shawn

jay

Other critics tried out for the jobs here, but since none of them liked "The Postman," we sent them packing.
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