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TOP FIVE
HARRISON FORD MOVIES


by jim


1. RETURN OF THE JEDI

"What?  You guys didn't like SABRINA?"

Screw you guys, it's still my favorite STAR WARS movie. I've extalled it's virtues about a thousand times, so rehashing it here would be silly. Harrison continues to rule as reluctant hero Han Solo. Keep reading, you may see this character
represented again.


2. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Darth Vader's new amusement park really sucked.

Now here is where things get sticky. See, I like A NEW HOPE more than EMPIRE, but you can only deny that this is a top notch Harrison Ford performance for so long. He's great in this movie and Solo really steals the show.


3. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

Damn it.  I am cool.

So, people knock the acting skills of Ford, but he's brought to life two of the coolest heroes ever to grace the screen. Indiana Jones and Han Solo are the kind of guys that kids grow up wanting to be. Solo edges out Indy in my heart, but only by a slight margin.


4. INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE

My career is on fire!

More fun than TEMPLE OF DOOM, this one reveals the truth about Indy's origins. Ford and Sean Connery play off of each other magnificantly. I could watch this movie about a thousand times...actually, I think I might have.


5. AIR FORCE ONE

Harrison Ford for President...and don't you forget it.

Sure, I could have gone with the film that originated the Han Solo character. Sure I could have chosen BLADE RUNNER or WITNESS. However, I can I pass up Harrison Ford as the mother fucking President of the United States and kicking ass. This one of the great popcorn movies ever made. "Get off of my plane!" Come on, how can you not love it?

by pat


1. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

Indy taught the locals how to play Dodge Ball

Indiana Jones is quite simply the greatest hero in cinematic history. He's tough, he's brave, he's smart, h'es funny, he can make mistakes but he can pull his ass from the fire, and he knows that a gun beats a sword, and that beats wasting time. Ford has sometimes been accused of having a limited range, but no matter the range of any actor out there, nobody could have been Dr. Jones like he could.

2. WHAT LIES BENEATH

"The puppy dog look won't work. Now clean the bathroom!"

Without dropping any spoilers, this was a groundbreaker for Ford in quite a few ways. He has spent his career bouncing between action fare and common man dramas, with the occasional unfortunate comedy. This thriller one of the best Hitchcockian films since the master himself died, and Ford is one of the big reasons. It restored my faith in him after too many "Random Hearts."

3. INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE

"No ticket, no laundry."

The greatest hero gets a proper second adventure. Unlike the formulaic "Temple of Doom," this film expanded on our hero, his origins, his faults, and his motivations, all of which made him that much cooler. Also, he turned down Eternal Life. Allan Quartermain woldn't have had balls that big.

4. THE FUGITIVE

"Mmm, good jerky, Hank, and that's coming from a guy that didn't kill his wife!"

One of my favorite shows growing up, and due to the resurgence of popularity from the movie, one of my favorties of all time. I was nervous about anybody stepping into David Janssen's shoes, and thought the whole thing was a bad idea. I was way wrong, Top 5 wrong. David would have been proud.


5. BLADE RUNNER

"Be vewwy vewwy quiet! I'm hunting Wepwicants!"

Is he a robot? Is he human? Did he sell the ambiguity just right to make this one of the definitive Sci-Fi films of the CyberPunk generation. For all of the grim, dirty, pessimistic, revolutionary visions of the future, this is still a story about Deckard, and had he not pulled this off it could have been just another "Ice Pirates." Well, not that bad, but you get my point.

by AG


1. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Sure, it's shitty quality.  *You* try finding an Empire pic we haven't used already.

Coolest Profession Ever: Pirate. Cooler Than That: Space Pirate. Cooler Still: Harrison Ford as a Space Pirate who shags a Space
Princess.

2. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

Too late, Indy realizes this is no time to go back for his lost contact lens.

Second Coolest Profession Ever: Archaeologist, but only if you're Harrison Ford at the time.

3. THE FUGITIVE

As seen on the wall of the Beverly Hills post office.

And of course, let's not understimate the mad skills required to be a vascular surgeon who can run really fast. To say nothing of HF's ability to pull off a largely silent and introspective role. In any other year, The Fuge shoulda walked off with that Best Picture Oscar. Not its fault it went head to head with Schindler's List.

4. AIR FORCE ONE

Oh, like *you* wouldn't vote for him.

What Star Wars/Indy boy didn't totally go apeshit upon hearing that HF was gonna play an ass-kicking president? Sure his diplomat-cum-spy turns as Jack Ryan were the very portrait of good ol' American (albeit right wing) gravitas, but though AF1 is something of a goofy little exercise in not-entirely-intelligent anti-terrorist rhetoric, Harrison did us proud in spades.

5. THE CONVERSATION

Harrison Ford not pictured

Adding a little edge to nebbish Gene Hackman's paranoia, the then pre-Star Wars Harrison gives up a nasty little turn as sinister g-man Martin Stett, making a meal out of a role that asks him to do not much more than sneer and make threatening phone calls.

       
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The Star Wars Christmas Special was deemed ineligible because it was made for TV, and also absolutely terrible.