by jim

1. DREW BARRYMORE



Drew. Everything about her is delicious. Her face, her body, her personality, her talent. She's just so damned irresistible, it isn't quite fair. I've had a crush on her since I was five. See, I've always had a keen eye for potential.

2. ASHLEY JUDD



Second only to Drew, Ashley gives us much of the same type of thing. She's not a Barbie doll, she isn't altered to fit any sort of generic "ideal". She's real. Her sweet, yet sexy, girl next door look and carefree persona make her seem so accessible and well...hot.

3. NATALIE PORTMAN



In THE PROFESSIONAL she made us all feel like dirty, old men. Now, with Portman grown up and legal, at least we can justify our awkward, premature attraction with the consolation that, we were right. The STAR WARS Queen has grown up to be a certifiable hottie.

4. KATE BECKINSALE



Classic beauty. Hungry lips. British accent. Any questions?

5. MILLA JOVOVICH

The model/singer/actress is so full force hot that everyone seems to fall in love with her. Men, women, Russians, Americans, EVERYONE. I've had a thing for her since RETURN TO THE BLUE LAGOON. After the hard working lady showed up with orange hair and a scant, tight, white costume in THE FIFTH ELEMENT, no one would argue the Ruskie deserved to be cast as the film's "Perfect Being".

1. CAMERON DIAZ

Girls always say they want a sense of humor. Some of us guys need that too. After thinking for some time, that factor was what put her above the rest. I can't help it. A girl who's this good at making me laugh, and exudes such a natural, casual charm, is just awesome in my book. Smokin' hot too.

2. JULIA STILES

She reminds me of a lot of the cool artsy girls I've dated, and a couple I'd never gotten up the nerve to ask out. I'd be willing to bet I'd stammer like an idiot if I got to meet her out of Pavlovian response.

3. KIRSTEN DUNST

Looking back, I feel a little dirty about this ridiculous crush I have developed on the little girl from "Interview with the Vampire." Then I remember that Marilyn was a child once, as was Cindy Crawford, Traci Lords, or anyone else. My love is okay. When she can buy beer, it'll be even better.

4. WINONA RYDER

Noni has gotten too much bad press lately. Who hasn't had a cry for attention at some point or another? Look at her body of work. Not exactly hanging with the sorority crowd, is she? Noni, I understand. Call me. We can talk through this.

5. RACHEL LEIGH COOK

She's a punk rock prom queen, brown paper magazine, hotter than you've ever seen, everywhere and inbetween. I'd stand in line six whole days, maybe a little more, for this ten ticket thrill ride. Also, I keep my brain off drugs, cause in a Hinkley way I hope it'll impress her.

by AG

1. FRANKA POTENTE

There are a lot of hot women in the world. There are a lot of hot women on this website. There are even a lot of hot women in this list. And Franka Potente is definitely one of them.

2. LIV TYLER

According to a recent New York Post article, she still harbors feelings for Joaquin Phoenix, her first love, despite being engaged to some other dude. Apparently the other dude is all right with it. That doesn't solve the problem that there's two guys in this story, and neither one of 'em's me.

3. JENNY McCARTHY

Sure, she's kinda trashy, but ... sorry, that's the end of that thought. But she's hot.

4. DREW BARRYMORE

Yes, jim, you saw her first. But Playboy Magazine is a national publication, and you're just one man.

5. LIZ PHAIR

No, Liz, I wanna be *your* blowjob queen. I mean, uh ... yeah.