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TOP FIVE SOUNDTRACKS:

SONGS AND STUFF


by pat

1. Blues Brothers 2000

The movie, however...
So did anyone expect those numbers after my number one? Well then scroll down. The sound quality is much crisper, there's more songs on this one, more legends of the genre. It also has some nice performances of a few Blues Brothers Band classics that were previously only available on their live albums, this time sans crowd noise. The end of film jam sessions alone are worth the price. It didn't come out of my car cd player for a week solid once.


2. Stand By Me

You guys wanna go see River?
First sountrack I ever bought, and still holds up. The songs are all catchy, but more importantly they remind you of moments in the film. A soundtrack, properly done, finds the perfect lyrics, melody, etc. for the period, for the feel, for the situation. I think most guys I know can't hear Ben E. King's title track and think about four troubled kids lookiing for what's left of Ray Brower, and about how you never forget the friends you have at that age. Now I'm gonna go play with my kids.


3. Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

There's something in my SKY!
Matthew Sweet, They Might Be Giants, Liz Phair, Odds, Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, many cool people on this disc. Some of the songs on it were released outside of the album, some are exclusive. A few sound bites, even two bands created for the sole purpose of the film/soundtrack (Paul Bellini, Death Lurks). Who cares? Me. I like these bands, and I would have bought it if it was just a compilation. I also would've gotten it had it just been for the KitH. So there. You get your happy ending.


4. The Blues Brothers

"We need a kid in the band." "No fucking way!"
You know what Blues Brothers 2000 was missing? Of course you do. John Belushi, not to mention Cab Calloway, Ray Charles (not dead), John Lee Hooker (not sure), and of course a script. As I said before, as far as a disc the sequel soundrack rocks, but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't worn out several copies of this on tape, vinyl, etc. over the years. I think I even know all the words to the James Brown gospel number. Wait....yep, I do.


5. The Commitments

No, we do not know U2. Stop asking.
I am counting Volumes 1 & 2, because they should have been a double disc. Hell, a triple. The Commitments should put out an album a year, but that would betray the purpose of the film. Oh well. This is the kind of CD so cool, your ex-girlfriend will steal it just to make you mad. Put it in the changer at any party. Keep it in the wallet in your car. If you're ever not sure what you're in the mood to listen to, this is one of those ones you always wind up popping in.

by AG


1. Tommy

Ever since I was a young boy...

Got a feeling '75 is gonna be a good year ...


2. Rushmore

Seems like a sharp little guy
A quirky collection of under-known British Invasion tunes, all of which underscore this deadpan comedy perfectly. Add in Mark Mothersbaugh's delicate score, and you have one of the better soundtracks ever. Second best, apparently.


3. Jesus Christ Superstar

Little higher, to the left...
Technically, I suppose this and my #1 pick aren't up here so much for the movies they represent (I find the movie of Tommy to be assaultive, and JCS is, at best, cheesy dated fun), but for the quality of the recordings themselves. This album streaks ahead of its 1970 predecessor with a fuller sound, better orchestration, and solid performance energy. The best recording of the material on the market.


4. Reservoir Dogs

K-B-I-L-L-Y
Before Ally McBeal co-opted "Hooked on a Feeling" ... before Fun Lovin' Criminals sampled "You can torture me all you want" ... there was this soundtrack. Interspersed with snippets of dialogue by Steven Wright and the rest of the cast are rare (at least c. 1992, rare) and exotic gems from the '60's and '70's. Joe Tex, Bedlam, Steeler's Wheel ... and Harvey Keitel.


5. That Thing You Do!

We're ALL signing!
A buoyant, charming companion album to a buoyant charming movie. Say what you will about the movie's repeated use of the title track (eleven times!), but you'd be lying if you denied that it's a catchy, catchy song.

by jim


1. Cry-Baby

You got it, Allison. You got it RAW!
Some of you may think that my selection of "Cry-Baby" may be a bit repetative. To that, I say "Suck it up, Sailor.". "Cry-Baby" is an all around great motion picture. The soundtrack combines the films well-written original songs (performed primarily by Rachel Sweet and James Interval) and 50's rock 'n' roll and R&B to make a "hep" collection of "jukebox records" with lots of "vulgar, jazz words".


2. The Crow

Better dead then Vincent Perez!
Just a superb collection of music. For my money, Stone Temple Pilots turn in the best track on the album. This record is so full of angst and anger you want to explode. Then just when you think you're going to hit bottom, "It Can't Rain All The Time" comes in and heals all wounds. Listening to this soundtrack is like feeling the movie.


3. Evita

Don't cry for me, Morgan Freeman
The soundtrack here esentially is the movie. However, it plays better on CD. Without the sometimes overproduced visuals and sometimes awkward physical performances (I say sometimes, since on the whole, I liked the movie) it allows the natural vocal talent and inflection of Madonna and Antonio Banderas to take center stage. It is here, with only the music that this film truly comes alive.


4. Grease 2

C-O-O-L-R-I-D-E-R
No typos here. The original "Grease" makes me want to vomit. "Grease 2", on the other hand, is fun and cheesy and completely unconcerned about it. "Let's Do It For Our Country", "Reproduction", "Score Tonight"? It's so much fun. That's without mentioning Michele Pfieffer singing hits like "Cool Rider". Give it a listen, it's okay. Just remember one thing...you cannot sing a comma.


5. Empire Records

Damn the Man! Save the Empire!
This perhaps marks the only time in the history of history that two films featuring songs by Maxwell Caufield will make the same Top 5 list. This disc is defining of all things good about the alternative music revolution. I only have two complaints. No track with Rene Zellwegger singing on "Sugar High" and no second disc of music. The movie has so much more great music to offer.

 

       
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Paul Thomas Anderson already knows his soundtracks are good, but Paul, turn 'em down a notch. Didn't you write dialogue to go under them? - pat

Actually, he did write dialouge, but it sucks. Praise the sound editor. - jim