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Blissfully opinionated
An attempt to be manly
Digitally manipulated fun!
We loves the ladies
Depp = Cool
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Find out when to come back, if'n you're lazy.
More than just shameless self-promotion.
We rank, so you don't have to.
The greatest people you may not know.
4 color entertainment
Not to get off on a rant here...
Tales of Danger!
The BS is out there
Fake interviews of real people!
Places to go, things to do.
Comments? Questions? Dirty pictures?
  For better or worse, they get you into the theater.
TOP FIVE TAGLINES

by jim


1. Close Encouters of the Third Kind


"We are not alone."


2. The Stupids


"As American as apple pie and twice as smart."


3. E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial


"He is alone. He is afraid. He is three million light years from home."


4. Poltergiest


"They're here."


5. Little Witches


"Forgive me Father for I am sin."

by AG


1. Superman


"You will believe a man can fly."


2. Jaws 2


"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ..."


3. Predator 2


"He's in town with a few days to kill."


4. Jesus Christ Superstar


"... and now, the film."


5. Back to the Future


"He was never in time for his classes ... he wasn't in time for his dinner ... Then one day ... he wasn't in his time at all."

pat


1. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"Have the adventure of your life keeping up with the Joneses."


2. Alien


"In space no one can hear you scream."


3. The Fly


"Be afraid. Be very afraid."


4. Clerks


"Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you."


5. Scream 2


"Someone has taken their love of sequels too far."

       
©DSFC
Try It, Kids! : Adding "in bed" to any of these isn't terribly funny.